Weenie the Eliminator
a short animation
by
Jeff Di Maggio
EXT. MOUNTAIN SIDE
It is gray outside and a storm looms in the distance. Our hero WEENIE is seen scaling a mountain. We zoom in to see WEENIE closer. A FLY lands on his head we zoom in closer to see the FLY. The FLY sucks from sweaty meat juices on WEENIE’s head.
Cut to WEENIE’s face.
WEENIE
“Fly son go up ahead and check for trouble.”
Cut to FLY SON’s face.
FLY SON
“I have a bad feeling about this Weenie.”
Cut away, FLY SON is seen buzzing off up the mountain. WEENIE continues his clime for some time.
Jump cut.
WEENIE reaches the top of the mountain pulls himself up and Looks around. The terrain is temperate, there are scarce trees and small shrubs around in the Back is a fairly thick forest.
Cut to WEENIE vision as he looks around at the surroundings.
Cut back to WEENIE’s face.
WEENIE
“Something wrong.”
(Under his breath)
Just then an EGG jumps out from WEENIE’s side. Wielding a mace and jumping high in the air.
He attacks but WEENIE deflects his assault.
The EGG slides on the ground all bad ass and shit then looks up to WEENIE.
EGGMON
“We meet at last Weenie the Eliminator I am
the twelve of the deadly dozen Eggmon.
Zoom in to extreme close up of EGGMON’s mouth
EGGMON
“the D-E-S-T-R-O-Y-E-R”
(in a evil echo way)
Cuts to Medium shot of EGGMON.
EGGMON
“I have eager to test my skills agen....
From off camera
WEENIE
“...Shut up”
Cut back to WEENIE
WEENIE
“Where is Fly son?”
Cut back to EGGMON, he reaches behind his back.
EGGMON
“Oh, you mean this.”
EGGMON is holding the mangled body of FLY SON. He throws it on the ground in front of WEENIE.
FLY SON lands at WEENIE’s feet
Close up of Fly Son.
FLY SON
“AHH, damn he ripped off my mother fuckin wings!”
(Spoken fast and with panic.)
Over the shoulder shot WEENIE leans over FLY SON.
WEENIE
“Fly son... no.”
(calm)
FLY SON
“Weenie, get my cigarettes....get my liquor....get
a priest.”
Zoom out to silhouettes of WEENIE keeling over FLY SON, EGGMON is on the other end of the screen.
Cut back to FLY SON. He now has a cigarette in his mouth and liquor by his side. A PRIEST comes flying in.
FLY SON
“Weenie do me a favor”
(weakly)
WEENIE
“Anything Fly son.”
FLY SON
“Hand that guy his ass hand hi-m
h-i-s Aa-a-a-aaassssss..........”
The PRIEST motions a cross then flies off taking FLY SON’s cigaret with him this happens simultaneously as WEENIE turns to face EGGMON.
Pan slowly looking thought WEENIE’S legs.
EGGMON
“Ha ha, how sympathetic.”
Cuts to WEENIE medium shot. He is quiet
Cuts to EGGMON medium shot. During his speech I will do some arts-y shit with the animation.
EGGMON
“You have no hope of beating this egg
Weenie haha. For you see, my outer shell
may seem fragile but I have been hard
boiled. The ultimate in egg defense haha.
Today is the day you die Weenie, for today
you messed with Eggmon the Destroyer haha.
A long anime stair down commences.
Close up of WEENIE’s eye’s
Close up of EGGMON’s eye’s
Perspective shot between the two with wind blowing.
the above cuts continue for a good amount of time.
WEENIE
“AHHHH!”
WEENIE takes off running back shot, long obscured prospective as he drags the ax on the ground running towards EGGMON. The camera Zooms to EGGMON who lifts his mace and lets out a war cry.
-Cut to LIVE ACTION here.
Close up of EGGMON as WEENIE’s ax hits him in the face yellow yoke flows out.
Long shot EGGMON falls to his knees.
EGGMON
“When hit with an ax in the face a sound
of a skillet sizzling is heard, they say.
I’d always hoped to hit someone in
the face like that someday to hear that
sound. But to have it done to my own
face is......Ridiculous.
(Dies)
Cuts back to WEENIE as he picks up his Ax and walks off into the sunset. Towards a dark castle.
